
Lots of people consume content from the web.
Not a lot of people comment. And even fewer of those do it well.
Here are the Ten Commandments of Blog Commenting:
I. Thou Shalt Not Spam
Spamming is the worst. Bloggers hate it, readers hate it. Nobody wins. Don’t go around posting meaningless links on unrelated blogs just to boost your traffic. I will punch you.
II. Thou Shall Not Snark (Too Much)
The internet was built so that socially awkward nerds would have the ability to make anonymous snarky comments without fear of wedgies. Snark is fun, too much is annoying and can even be detrimental to a blog’s community.
III. Thou Shall Comment Often
2 things make bloggers really happy: a spike in traffic and lots of dynamic discussion following their posts. (I currently have a widget on my sidebar that awards the top discussioners on this blog). Leave LOTS of comments and join in the conversation
IV. Thou Shall Keep Comments a Reasonable Length
If you notice 739 comments before yours, please don’t post a comment that is 17 paragraphs in length and totally ignores the previous comments. If the blog is deep and thoughtful, don’t comment with “Cool Post Dude!”
V. Thou Shall Subscribe for Gravatar
Gravatar is a service that automatically connects an avatar with your email address. That way you don’t have some faceless icon floating next to your comment. You’re a living, breathing human being (or a blog reading zombie) and your comment should look like one.
VI. Thou Shall Include a Link
Most services give you the option of including your own URL as you leave a comment. Make sure you put something here. Link to your blog, your facebook or your twitter. I’ve connected with LOTS of my commentors (I recently grabbed coffee with Benjer McVeigh, a connection that started via blog comments).
VII. Thou Shall Spell Correctly
Confession: I’ve literally edited the comments that have been left on this blog. I’ve edited spelling & gramatical errors. I feel like a bad person, but it makes my website look like the central hub of 4-year-olds. I have enough spelling errors on my own, I don’t need commentors adding to the mess.
VIII. Thou Shall Not Pick Fights
If you’re a God-loving Christian, please don’t hit of the blog of an atheist and start a dispute over the existence of God. And if you hate the Yankees, don’t poke around a New York Sports Blog just to voice your disdain. It’s annoying and distracts from a blog’s community. Also, if you’ve had a horrible day at work, lay off the commenting.
IX. Thou Shall (or Shall Not) Subscribe to Comments
Sure, subscribing to comments seems to be a normal way to keep up on any conversation that is going on regarding the comment you left. However, unless you’re asked a question, don’t feel obligated. I want you to be the type of people who comment often, so subscribing to ALL of the comment threads could be overwhelming.
X. Thou Shall Comment. RIGHT NOW!
Seriously, let me know what you love or loathe about commenting in the blogosphere.
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